ADVERTISING IS...@$#&^%*!!!

Apparently, it seems that some things are just plain LIES!!! Take my computer's new hardware upgrades for instance. It's supposed to make it faster, but, nothing is running any faster! The Internet is slowww. FLASH content takes the same speed to load. Microsoft word is still taking it's time... So what got faster? Task manager? I mean seriously. Either technology's moving too fast or common sense is developing to slowly.